Do you have Obsessive Commercial Carpet Disorder? Well if you do, now you can let the world know with you own OCCD T-Shirt. Each shirt has it own phrase so you can choose the one that best explains your obsessive personality!
Carpet that stays cleaner longer is satisfying. Deeply satisfying.
I don't need therapy. I just need to get every single stain in the world out.
My name is _______ and I have a problem with dirty carpet.
There are people who can live with wicking and recurring spill stains. I am not one of those freaks.
My first bike was not a bike it was a hoover. Kids laughed at me a lot.